New Salem

Ja, så har han Tony "knerta" salemittene. Victor har fått en ett-tonns steinblokk i hodet, but guess what... HE IS STILL ALIVE!!

Kort referat:

Doc: I did not have sex with that Roman

Fader John : I did not have sex with that woman (ref. Kate Roberts)

Tony aka schizo: That's not the point. What matter is how you almost had sex with those people. I can drive you appart..hahaha

Schizo stirrer voldsomt med sine eyelinermarkerte bruuune linseøyne utover forsamlingen.

Hope: Marlena, even though we've had our differences, me sleeping with your man when I was "brainwashed" (egentlig kunne jeg ikke keep my hot fingers off the unbelievably HOT man in the prestekostyme), trying to lock you up in prison when you were brainwashed into thinking you were the Salem Stalker, hating your offspring for destroying several of my family members and lets not forget the time you were possessed by the devil himself, HOWEVER let's put all that asside now that we're best friends. We have always had tremendous faith in eachother (again...les to linjer over). And we both know that you are the only one who can reach through to Stefano.

Stefano sitter med ryggen til i en skinnstol, smoking sigarillos.

Doc: I can do it!

Mercenary John: NO

Roman: NO

Doc: I will sacrifice because I am a DOCTOR and I took an oath to heal and help (direkte oversatt: bli besatt av djevelen og aldri klare å gjennomskue de psykisk syke personene)

Doc turns the leather chair.

Doc: ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ! I have never seen a dead person before so I have to scream like a four year old. (Now we know where Sami gets her touch)

Stefano er skinn and bones and dead.

Tony: So you didn't think I was man enough to murder my own flesh and blood?

(Hvorfor tvile på det når du har brukt x ant. episoder strukket over to år på å knerte alle Salemittene?)

Følg med i neste episode av the most dramatic rose ceremony ever! When an officer and a gentleman returns to eat all the salemits bortsett fra mercenary John.

Ha en fin uke.

Bilde over illustrerer how real dead stuff looks.